The Almighty Sumo

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Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.


the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

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Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”


But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

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Yoooooooooooooooo true. (via suchvodka)


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Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love.
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